Hello, it's Me Your serious Prime Minister again. I hope You enjoyed the Christmas break I, your leader, generously allowed You. The tories, of course, would have done nothing. Soon it will be New Year, We will face many challenges together because of the global problems, which started in America, fortunately I have already saved the world. Soon I will travel to America, where it started, to advise My personal friend, Barack Obama, on how He must run his country, I have already travelled to many countries to save them from the global crisis, 
which started in America, they all agreed with Me except the Germans, with their big sausages and the tories who would do nothing. Soon I will also visit My Army who I am leading in two wars, which started in America, they look to Me for My leadership and I will boost their morale with one of My inspiring speeches, unlike David Cameron who would do nothing because He is a tory (and a toff.)
which started in America, they all agreed with Me except the Germans, with their big sausages and the tories who would do nothing. Soon I will also visit My Army who I am leading in two wars, which started in America, they look to Me for My leadership and I will boost their morale with one of My inspiring speeches, unlike David Cameron who would do nothing because He is a tory (and a toff.)
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