Monday 2 February 2009

How Dare You !!



I am absolutely furious that some of You are daring to take part in illegal strike action, because We have been forced to bring in Italian and Portuguese British skilled workmen to do the work that You unskilled sassenach baboons can't. You know perfectly well that I, Your leader, am not a Tory ( You can tell as I am doing everything I can in these difficult GLOBAL times, which started in AMERICA, whereas the TORIES WOULD DO NOTHING. ) so You are not permitted to go on strike on My watch. I, Your leader, am ordering You to cease forthwith this illegal action, You wouldn't like Me when I'm angry ( the tea lady didn't like it just now when I threw My mobile phone at Her and She ran off crying because She forgot My paris bun, well its not My fault it's Yours and that do-nothing, lah-di-dah, Tory fop Camerons as well. ) Now I've mentioned Him I'm really angry, if He dares to question the way I run the country tomorrow I'm going to have Him arrested for sedition, wheres that Paul Stephensons number? He owes Me one now. You had all better write to the tea lady and apologise.

1 comment:

  1. Mein Kampf, I was so pleased to see you put that woman in her place, the way you waited until you were in the car before you called her a bigot was a real show of guts. Fancy that Bloody Sue pushing her in front of you can't trust these bloody party members to put the right arse licking sicophantic blind stupid people in front of you, I bet it wasn't in the plan for someone with real concerns and opinions to ask you a question.

    I also admire the way you held your head in the radio studion as that evil, conspiring, probable member of the facist party played the audio tape back to you live on air, that really showed him who was boss.

    Yours faithfully Mandy XXX

    (Now I really do have to talk to Cameron about cross the floor, this ship is sinking fast)

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